EmberofLastHope

Peasley felt a drop of sewage land in his hair. It was quite nasty, he thought. Prince Peasley of the Beanbean Kingdom was traversing through the dark labyrinth of the sewers beneath Princess Peach's castle. Though he would rather be back at his own castle, sipping from the finest aged Chuckola Cola, he was on an important diplomatic mission to meet with the honorable Princess Peach. Just a few days ago, he had received a letter from her. Prince Peasley, An emergency has arisen in our Mushroom Kingdom. We need you and your many talents, including your full head of handsome hair, to come and assist us! Enclosed are instructions of where to

Oh, dearest, my love, I look only from afar As you snatch the plums From my mother's precious tree. If only you knew The horror that awaits you As you reach out now Seeking the forbidden fruit. Would you love me, dear, If I came to you right now And pushed your hand back? Shielding you from this peril? Could you ever know The agony I would face If only to glimpse Your soft lips smiling at me? Just ask me, my love, I will get the fruit for you. Anything you want, My beloved Prunella.